Everybody and their mother's fracking uncle is asking me about my thesis! I mean, really. We're supposed to be scientists here right? Cant these people make the simple deduction that the very fact of my presence implies that I haven't graduated yet and that I'm probably writing the dreaded thesis? And since everyone around here has a Ph.D, can't they just take a moment to remember how dreadful it was to have everyone asking about the thesis. FRACK!

I should wear a sign on my forehead:

Unless you one of the below (Sergio, Bill, or Roy), don't ask about thesis!