I realize most of you who read this have no clue what I am doing at "work/school" and neither do I. This rant is primarily targeted to those who are in the same boat as I am and yet fail understand how annoying it is to keep receiving questions about when I'm going to finish my degree. Just, don't ask about the thesis. Don't ask if I've stopped doing experiments, don't ask when I'm going to defend, don't ask about the manuscripts. The only people who have a right to ask are: Sergio, Bill and Roy. If you are not one of these three people, get off my back! Exceptions are KitKat and Moomu. You guys may ask. :P For all others, please follow these simple rules, otherwise violence will ensue.